"No me vengas con paridas" "Don´t come with silly suggestions"

"Ha escrito cuatro paridas y se cree un escritor" " He has written some pieces of nonsense and believes himself a writer"

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”