I was just a few minutes late, and he hit me with this parb: "Personally... I always pride myself on being on time."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Damn, Curry got parbs last night.

Westbrook can average a double par (points, assists, and rebounds), but one does not simply average double parbs.

Harden was droppin' parbs last night.