{n} elite soldier who jumps from aircraft over battlefield. Average age is 18-21, male, highly trained and motivated to kill. Is usually heavily armed. Generally badass motherfuckers.
Also known as: Vertical envelopment shock trooper

{ant} LEG

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

A soldier that has gone through Airborne School, and has jumped one time for each letter in the term "Airborne Paratrooper." After these 19 jumps, one can consider themselves a novice paratrooper that has earned the partial respect of seasoned vets.
Many people go through the school and never jump again. Refer to the term "five jump chump"

Soldier who is trained to jump out of perfectly good airplanes, for the purpose of inserting in enemy territory away from the heavy defenses around national borders and the front lines.

I love how the pictures completely didn't match up with the definition..
Anyhow, a paratrooper is someone who jumps out of airplanes (with a parachute) for the purpose of performing a military action on the ground. Normally used for behind enemy lines or hard to reach areas.

soldiers deploying into combat by parachute from airplanes

this requires a roommate to be having sex on the bottom bunk while you are present in the top bunk.

the act of masturbating on the top bunk, leaping off while climaxing, then shooting the woman in the face before hitting the ground. "bombs away"