No chance I'm gonna give a definition.. What if someone's watching? :o

/me dons ninja mask

When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media

Believing that everyone is out to get you.

You feel everyone is watching you and constantly passing judgment on you because you make the same mistakes anyone else does, but its somehow different with you because youre just the tiniest bit wierd, and you think everyone knows about you and talks about you and knows you know just because they feed off of your frustration....like that retard dude in the SUV who is looking as you walk down the street at you wierd because its fun to see you get mad...in other words, youre really paranoid and you dont know it, and so you act wierd, which makes everyone notice you. Sucks.

SOMEONES BEHIND ME AAAAAAHHHHHHHH- EVERYTIME I TURN THEY MOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The reason I can't sleep ;-;

Pretending to wash your hands when nobody else is even in the men's room.

Somewhat common personality disorder. Symptoms include not trusting people, holding grudges with ease, and taking jokes much too seriously.
Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!
Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.