Mitch: Dude, you can have my porn if you want.
Brian: No thanks. I don't believe in parallel masturbation.
Brian: No thanks. I don't believe in parallel masturbation.
by The PC Doctor December 25, 2009
by drdave88 December 08, 2008
When a man dons a strap-on posteriorly and proceeds to engage in vaginal or anal intercourse with two women at the same time with a back and forth movement. Variations include a woman in the middle, with or without strap-on, and participants of the befitting gender. Other conceivable combinations include any three trunks and a couple holes.
As Stuart trained in on the correct angles, Agnes and Phyllis found the parallel parking quite enjoyable.
by Cabot November 17, 2006
by Desertghost87 December 12, 2011
Guy nr. 1: "hey man, do you know what encephalitis means?"
Guy nr. 2: "No idea, Parallel to collect"
Guy nr. 1: "what?"
Guy nr. 2: "google it"
Guy nr. 2: "No idea, Parallel to collect"
Guy nr. 1: "what?"
Guy nr. 2: "google it"
by Alabaz September 17, 2011
1. A specific line of latitude.
2. The official border between north and south Korea.
3. An arbitrary thing to yell during volleyball games.
2. The official border between north and south Korea.
3. An arbitrary thing to yell during volleyball games.
by Tituba Don't Truck Wit No Consonants September 14, 2006
angles that are 180 degrees so they form straight lines, thus making them parallel so they will never touch.
by ssyydddd March 22, 2007