by tommy stizzle April 28, 2008
Dating more than one person at a time. Opposite of 'Serial dating'.
From the definition of "parallel", meaning more than one thing happening at the same time, and "serial" meaning one thing happening at a time.
From the definition of "parallel", meaning more than one thing happening at the same time, and "serial" meaning one thing happening at a time.
by EnglishConsultant September 21, 2015
The phenomena that occurs when an online chat morphs into two parallel conversations, usually as a result of one person continuing a conversation without realizing that the other person has changed the subject.
Person A: Yeah its funny how beer and weed can make you feel like you're peeing when combined.
Person A: Anyway, what's your favorite flavor of cotton candy?
Person B: Yeah this one time I smoked a spliff and downed a 40, and it felt like Niagara falls down there .
Person B: I'd have to say blue.
Person A: Hahaha! and agreed.
Person B: I like how you resolved our parallel chatting.
Person A: Anyway, what's your favorite flavor of cotton candy?
Person B: Yeah this one time I smoked a spliff and downed a 40, and it felt like Niagara falls down there .
Person B: I'd have to say blue.
Person A: Hahaha! and agreed.
Person B: I like how you resolved our parallel chatting.
by 37coolhandluke37 October 01, 2011
When a guy tries to "park" his dick in a girls mouth horizontally, cheek to cheek. It's a tight space and there isn't always a lot of time to back up, pull out and then maneuver until you're all the way in so if that space doesn't work, find one that will.
"I know it's a tight space, but I always have to back up and pull in a few times when I parallel park. It's too hard to get it all in on the first try."
by Abscher1 April 26, 2010
The excuse given to any and all things unexplained but still true.....Actually we can blame CERN for this one. Similar to the Mandela Effect but on a personal scale that effects only you. Can be used literally or figuratively depending on your mindset and willingness to out yourself as a believer in the theory.
John blames being thrown into a parallel universe as to why his professor didn't get his email. The John in THIS universe never sent it.
by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017
An inability to parallel park. Sufferers of this disease may try five and six times to guide their vehicle into an open space before finally giving up, and leaving the automobile 2-3 feet from the curb at an awkward angle.
Her Parallel Parkinson's always seemed to flare up when she found a space in front of a restaurant with a big window full of on-lookers.
by Lior Blue 22 June 07, 2010
Leesol and Sandy are partying at the singles bars right now and we're here at Bonnaroo partying it up also. Parallel partying!
by reannasm June 16, 2011