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Paradontax is a toothpaste used by only the pussiest of men. It is known to help alleviate symptoms of erectile dysfunction and anal fissures. If one is found to be a user of paradontax, they will forever be avoided by members of the opposite sex
That pussy uses paradontax
by Expooooooooooosed May 19, 2019
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Used to describe (generally female) imagery that's suggestive, but in a PG-13 sense rather than an R or above sense.
I didn't have any porn saved on my phone so I fapped to some cheesecake instead.
by atma505 October 06, 2018
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