you have your girl friend shit on your chest and she feeds it to you with her feet. she stands beside you and uses her foot to pick up the poop and put it and her foot into your mouth.
She is a freak, she shit right on my chest then used her toes to pick it up piece by piece and put it into my mouth, making me clean em off everytime. i told my buddies about it and they now call me "poop deck pappy" cause my kid was runnin around while i told the story.
by s chamberlain snead October 04, 2004
by Thievingrex March 12, 2018
Brian: "Damn Carl, I only had 2 pieces of chicken out of that 12 piece family box last evening!", "you're such a pig!"
Carl: "Yo slap-happy-grand-pappy!"
Carl: "Yo slap-happy-grand-pappy!"
by T.Wilson January 01, 2013
A dirty, used condom belonging to an elderly male. Typically never thrown away and usually disposed of in an improper manner like left on the floor, in a bed pan for the nurse, on the back of a golf cart, or on the sidewalk.
Frank was walking in to the nursing home to visit his grandmother when he spotted Pappy's Old Dress Sock tossed in the corner of the lobby.
by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
the conclusion to the "yo mama" conflicts:
bob- what did we have for homework today?
bill- yo mama
bob- yo daddy
bill- you slap happy pappy
bob- what did we have for homework today?
bill- yo mama
bob- yo daddy
bill- you slap happy pappy
by ninj4 March 23, 2004
Steve:ur grandpap a trap
Bobby:ur granny pappy a trappy slappy
*steve fucking gets fucked along with the universe while bobby becomes god of everything*
Bobby:ur granny pappy a trappy slappy
*steve fucking gets fucked along with the universe while bobby becomes god of everything*
by Not Giant Dad March 29, 2018
A word to describe Kyle Brown, a boy with a calorie addiction and has a bigger chest than half the girls in the year.
by burnsm26 February 15, 2021