1. "sitting on a Xerox machine and making copies of your bare bum in order to proposition dates" (if bare bumming it is too much, a safer less risque alternative might involve panties)

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.

A person or object used to fill a void. Having no practical purpose other than visual effect.

When somebody moons you while sporting a little TP tail