The most annoying fucking in the world when you touch paper.
Random guy- Hey I need paper for the printer
Random guy 2- Alright *Grabs paper* I Got i-*Gets a paper cut*FUCK
by Xshoc August 22, 2017
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When a man or woman drags thier fingernails (similar to a credit card swipe) down thier significant others ass crack resulting in euphoria in most cases.
That slut is so dirty that she would get off on a paper cut.
by pitbull5984 December 18, 2006
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When you make fun of Meg, she slowly glides the sharp ridge of printer paper on your dickhole and presses down.
When Ryan is mean, his dick will bleed because she paper cut his dick. He cries because he now has paper cut dick.
by Mg12398 March 24, 2016
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a gurl that thinks she is hard. ususally a younger gurl that has never been in a fight and swears she can whoop a man's ass but would piss her self if it came down to it.
she is a paper cut. another one? damn there all paper cuts these days. y does she insist that she is hard weighing 105Lbs???idfk and dont understand it myself. wtf is going on with this shit?
by $nowman'$exy April 08, 2010
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A saying used to say that something is meant to be deep but epically failed. A paper cut is typically the most minor of the cuts--barely breaking the skin, so for something to be "deep like a paper cut" means that it is hardly deep at all.
Jessica: Look, I know that you like using men like tissues, but you are thirty-freaking-three now. I really think you ought to settle down. Find a man who can tame you.

Emily: Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run free with them.

Jessica: Wooow. Quoting Sex and The City. Deep like a paper cut.
by hahahehehahahohahahehehahaho December 30, 2011
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When your so rich that you take some money out of the bank and you get a paper cut from all the money cause their is to much of it.
Also used by Lil Uzi VertIn p2.
Rich Person 1: How was the bank?
Rich person 2: man i had so much money i got paper cuts from money.
Rich person 1: Dude that happened to me to!
Rich person 2: No way nice man!
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Fuck Nuts and Paper Cuts is an exclamation used by one who has just had something negative occur unto them.

It can be yelled or uttered under ones breath, both with roughly the same meaning of "I am not fond of what just happened to the point of incoherence and so I will utter a nonsensical phrase."

The phrase originated in the online gaming world and was uttered randomly upon the death of a player. The player and his friend then sat in silence pondering upon this new exclamation for not only did it rhyme, it also combined a variety of strange things all in one.

It can also be shortened to simply "Fuck Nuts"
*player 1 is shot by player 2*
Player 1: Fuck nuts and paper cuts! You got me!
by Piemanthe3rd June 15, 2009
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