Urban Dictionary: paper cut

A minor thing that annoys you which you like to complain about, something small to complain about.

"A paper cut of mine is when you unfollow someone on twitter and then they contact you and confront you about why you unfollowed them"

by ezentella December 21, 2014

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papercut

what you get when the paper is being a bully

ooOoOoowie I got a fukin papercuttttt
oh the paaaain
call an ambulanc

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by dj crackpot November 23, 2018

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paper cut

very small tight vagina.

Jesus in a Bag, she had a twat like a papercut, my cocks still bleeding 2 weeks later.

by Jimbone October 07, 2004

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paper cut

Basically Hell condensed into the size of a tiny cut on your fingers, neck (from that jackass that sits behind you in math class), or dick (usually from looking at porno magazines). Almost always hurts like shit.

Also can be used to describe an amazingly small/tight/awesome pussy.

Definition 1:
Luke: Dude, I got a paper cut on my dick yesterday.
Ryan: How? Were you looking at Hustlers again?
Luke: No, not this time. You know that fag that sits behind me in math? Well somehow he got me.
Ryan: What the Fuck!?! How is that possible?
Luke: I have no idea but i got a Scooby Doo band-aid on it!
Ryan: Oh, sweet, I love Scooby Doo
Luke: Yeah, me too, but its really tight and its cuttinng off the circulation, see?
Ryan: *looks into friend's pants* OMG it's all purple! NASTY! Dude I would take off the band-aid if I were you...
Luke: Fuck no dude, I love Scooby Doo. Do you know how much this band-aid means to me?
Ryan: *stares into friend's eyes*......
Both: ROOBY-DOOBY-DOO!!!

Definition 2:
Pimp 2: Dude, have you ever poured lemon juice on a paper cut? It's tight.
Pimp 2: Aw, nice idea man, gotta try that sometime.
Pimp 1: Yeah, who doesn't love a good paper cut?

by rajhe August 27, 2008