when a younge lady goes to a gynecologist
and they stick this metal opener thing in you
and feel your ovaries and swab you and shit.

When you roast your grandad.

the sexual act of smearing pap (the traditional african food) onto the partners genitalia during intercourse to create justification for oral sex.

n. faggot, a person who annoys you, a tool

1. When you have sex with a dog.
2. When a chick resembles a dog that has just been fucked.

The act of tackling ones grandfather in the kitchen with enough velocity to smear his face across the linoleum, or approximately 3-4 feet.

When you are a doctor and you are going down on a girl but you notice something is wrong so you diagnose her on the spot.