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When you shit your pants at age six, were too embarassed to tell your mom, and walked around stinky all day with a pant biscuit.
by Lacey Lou October 18, 2003
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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When you try to force a fart and get a surprise. A little crapnugget.
*grunts* Aw, crap! I just pinched off a pant biscuit!
by Tak a Lah August 29, 2003
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