Slang for masturbation. Named for a legendary masturbator who rumor has it panned for four hour straight furiously.
*Knock Knock*
*shuffling noise*
Dude Ed went home for the weekend. Allen is so panning in there.
by Repsaj Kuo June 28, 2009
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hitting another over the head with a pan, not physically, but mentally
Busdriver: "Larry Dunn, you better sit your ass down and cut this mess out. I know you don't want to start panning on folks, do you? Not with what I know 'bout your momma".

excerpt from Watsons Go To Birmingham
by Nicholas Hastain August 17, 2006
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the japanese version of Pom-Pom, is black and white and is a bear
Ha-ha-ha-ha, Pan-Pan is fat, haaaa, he fell on you, haaa, he's a good bear.
by Anonymous April 28, 2003
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A big black and white bear, is the Japanese version of Pom-Pom.
Pan-Pan is fat, He fell on you, he's a good bear.
by Spencer April 28, 2003
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A radio call reporting distress. Pan-Pan is a less severe than may-day.
Pan-pan this is Delta six niner uneeform. We have smoke in the cabin.
by Martin_z07 July 19, 2006
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2021 Pandemic Part II. term coined by The Rachelorette.
How ya'll doin' in The Pan-Pan?
by rangerovergameover April 03, 2021
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The Apple Pan in Los Angeles on Pico Blvd. Home of the Hickory burger, Steak Burger, Fries (extra crisp of course,) and many incredible pies. Has a table top seating area with great service and a huge fan base.
Dude let's go to The Pan!, I need a Hickory Burger.
by mattc April 23, 2005
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