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1. To masturbate
2. A choccolate croissant
1. Dude i just had the best pando, pass the tissues
2. I like a pando for breakfast, say now
by no December 12, 2003
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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The lowest form of life on planet earth. Makes a douche bag look intelligent! Blows dead Japs on the Burma Road. Eats shit sandwiches.
Pardon me...I have to take a pando!
by Nada February 15, 2004
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Any clueless moron! If you rolled his brain down the edge of a sharp razor blade, it would be similar to rolling an atom down the center of a 10 lane highway. One who is like a fan: blows on one side and sucks on the other side!
Hey Mr. President (W), quit acting like a pando all the time!
by Rosie December 05, 2003
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(n.) any event characterized by globally synchronized intentions, such as global meditation or prayer in which all of the participants are directing their intentions toward the same idea (e.g., gratitude, compassion, world peace)

(v.) to meditate, pray, or otherwise direct your intentions in a way that involves you in a globally synchronized moment
Pando 2018 is going to happen on October 1.

There's going to be a pando tonight; the New York site is Madison Square Garden.
by Euclid the Elder November 20, 2017
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1)Term Used to describe a male panda in the "spanish street language".
2)Also used when calling someone a homosexual.
1)Mama: Mira ese es un pando

hija: oh wow que bonito y gordito

2)Tom: hey yo holmes look at that pando

Tim: ye hes a homo lets beat him up

Tom: naw let him go,
by hatetheV8 May 27, 2009
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Using Pandora to look up a band that you are not familiar with, but clearly everyone else is in hopes no one calls you out for being a tool.
Hipster 1: Dude, have you heard of The Solids?
Hipster 2: No dude.
Hipster 1: Dude! You've got to check them out!
Hipster 2: I'll go Pando them right now, dude!
Hipster 1: Duuuuuuuuude.
by Faux Hipster November 19, 2010
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