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when sleeping on your side, waking up with a rock steady, red hot morning boner and, rolling over onto your stomach, going back to sleep, sleeping on top of your boner, flattening it out like a pancake.

Sleeping on your boner is only good to do once in a while
Example #1:

Bill (to Steve): fuck me! I slept on my boner one too many times and I now have permanent pancake dick.
Steve:dude, you're only supposed to sleep on your morning boner every other day.

Bill: fuck!
Steve: it's perfect!you have a pancake dick, and your mom has a scrambled eggs pussy! and your dad has a french toast ass hole!
Bill: lets go and throw rocks and some geese!
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Pancake Boner! Throwing Rocks at Geese!
by shiteater9000 April 15, 2010
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Jun 18 Word of the Day
Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
cooking with fire is lindy
by mmebs June 13, 2021
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