Sucking a cock, while continually jacking it off with one or two hands and waiting for the gravy

An overpowered cast iron pan that can block .338 lapua in game, yet in real life, can’t stop a .45 ACP

The perfect name for pan when your drunk for baking brownies

While preparing dinner for you and your girl, start doing her from behind while you let your entree simmer in the stove. When you're about to cum, tell her to turn around, then hit her over the head with her dinner.

To defecate (shit).

A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.

The act of a woman squeezing her peroid Blood into your mouth while you Conley sleep with your mouth open and she squats over you.