to have sex with your wife
"Tell me truly, how often do you pamper your wife?"
"About once every two weeks or so."
"That often? After thirty years? Wow."
by KamalaSutra January 01, 2021
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To give your vagina treatments that may improve the appearance of it
I’m going to the new salon down the road for a pussy pamper
by Lightbulb307 October 28, 2019
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When you take a lumpy shit in your pampers and its so creamy you dry it up and eat it like chips, then Skinny Gru comes over and sticks his testes inside your creamy shit pampers
Shit-Im lumpy Gru- itty bity microwavesss in my Creamy Pamper Shit
by LUMPY CREAM SHIT September 13, 2019
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When you're doing a girl wearing an apron and you choke her with it, then put a pestle in her ass like a buttplug.
I gave this chick The Pampered Chef on Friday, she loved it!
by darkenoch December 11, 2015
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