Heaven in the form of a Margarita with 1000 proof tequila...cheap beer...all the liquor and beer needed for the thirsty college student in search of knowledge to answer all of life's questions.
by IHTFP December 09, 2003
Becky pulled down her silky panties and gave me THAT look that said, "Spank me!" And I knew it was gonna be a palm funday!
by ShadowLands June 29, 2014
The act of cumming in the palm of the hand, and slurping it up like an oyster.
Semen in the palm of a hand resembles the inside of an oyster, which is also a salty viscous liquid.
A palm oyster can be carried out whenever an individual has no place to ejaculate, like a tissue or a condom, and is forced to eat their semen.
Semen in the palm of a hand resembles the inside of an oyster, which is also a salty viscous liquid.
A palm oyster can be carried out whenever an individual has no place to ejaculate, like a tissue or a condom, and is forced to eat their semen.
I was jerking off but didn't have any tissues so I had to eat a palm oyster.
"Me and my girl were having sex but we forgot the condom"
- "Did she eat your palm oyster?"
"Yeah man, slurped it all up"
"Me and my girl were having sex but we forgot the condom"
- "Did she eat your palm oyster?"
"Yeah man, slurped it all up"
by xpalmxoilx May 08, 2017
joeybadass: Where them niggas don't aim, they just palm Berettas
everyone: this nigga retarded tf that mean?
everyone: this nigga retarded tf that mean?
by juztz1n July 11, 2018
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