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"yo was up can i get a palm job?"
"hey i dont even know what that is."
"there is a website about it palmjobpj . org"
"hey i dont even know what that is."
"there is a website about it palmjobpj . org"
by Hot Blue May 05, 2015
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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The palm job hits a women's G-spot inside her vagina with the middle & ring finger, her clitoris with the palm, and her bladder with the middle of the hand. (do it up & down FAST, & lubricate. also pinkie/ring finger is great for anus stimulation.) Done correctly this will make them squirt every time. Works great!!
Male: do you want to squirt?
female: yes, but I never have.
Male: well that's okay... I know a technique that works every time =))
female: what's the method called?
Male: ooo its the palm job babe.
1. gimme a palm job.
2. he gave a really good PJ last night... I squirted all over him.
3. My masturbation technique is the palm job... whats yours?
female: yes, but I never have.
Male: well that's okay... I know a technique that works every time =))
female: what's the method called?
Male: ooo its the palm job babe.
1. gimme a palm job.
2. he gave a really good PJ last night... I squirted all over him.
3. My masturbation technique is the palm job... whats yours?
by hateporn September 11, 2013
3
The act of stimulating the clitoris and clitoral tissues around the vagina. If done properly it will result in a satisfying and unique orgasm.
Called a "Palm" job because the palm of the hand is used on the clit and surrounding tissue. The middle and ring fingers are inserted in to the vagina and push on the upper vaginal wall while pulling in and out rhythmically. The remaining three fingers (Thumb, Index, Pinky) are fully extended and held up and can be used to grasp or simply rest on the inner thigh and mons pubis.
Called a "Palm" job because the palm of the hand is used on the clit and surrounding tissue. The middle and ring fingers are inserted in to the vagina and push on the upper vaginal wall while pulling in and out rhythmically. The remaining three fingers (Thumb, Index, Pinky) are fully extended and held up and can be used to grasp or simply rest on the inner thigh and mons pubis.
If I am in need of a good orgasm, I can either give myself a palm job or have someone else do it for me!
by superslut1 January 30, 2016
4
A masturbation technique where a woman inserts her fingers into her pussy and rubs vigorously rubs the clit with her palm
by Majin27 March 02, 2014
5
Ladies, let your fingers do the walkin' and your palm do the talkin'. A true feminine orgasmic delight created by the use of the palm and the fingers. Clitoral and g-spot stimulation occurring simultaneously leading to a squirting end. It can be performed by one or have a friend help. It is fun for one and all.
She wanted to squirt, so I gave her a palm job.
Americans need jobs, might as well be a palm job.
Create jobs...use your palms.
Americans need jobs, might as well be a palm job.
Create jobs...use your palms.
by Bootlover February 09, 2014
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The palm job is where a man fingers a womens' vagina with the middle & ring finger, her clitoris with the palm, (do it up & down FAST). This will make her cum in no time!!!!!
Girl: hey babe, i am really horny!! what is palm job that you were taking about?
Guy: ok babe let me give you the palm job!!
----------after 3---------------
Girl: that was great babe, i wanna do the palm job again!!!
Guy: ok babe let me give you the palm job!!
----------after 3---------------
Girl: that was great babe, i wanna do the palm job again!!!
by Preet68 February 09, 2014