one who drinks too much in a short amount of time and bothers bitches and acts like a pussy. Then pukes for 2 hours and passes out.
by J Willy May 18, 2004
A pallet with various issues which NEEDS to be addressed yet goes ignored just as the gorilla did in the classic video titled “Selective Attention Test”.
by Problem Solver Bill February 24, 2023
by earl dickerson May 14, 2006
A term used in logistics to describe the centre of gravity of all pallets carrying (or not) carrying goods worldwide. Due to the absence of a GPS tracker on most pallets, this is a quantity (expressed as a latitude and longitude) that can only be estimated.
Setting 0.N and 0.E as a baseline, the mean pallet is estimated to be somewhere over the Caspian Sea (due to a high level of manufacturing in the far east.) It is also estimated to be drifting in a east-south-easterly direction at a rate of 0.24 kilometres per day although the movement of the largets container ships can produce significant noise in this trend.
Setting 0.N and 0.E as a baseline, the mean pallet is estimated to be somewhere over the Caspian Sea (due to a high level of manufacturing in the far east.) It is also estimated to be drifting in a east-south-easterly direction at a rate of 0.24 kilometres per day although the movement of the largets container ships can produce significant noise in this trend.
(From a postdoctorate textbook in applied logistics):-
'The Mean Pallet was a phrase first coined in the 19th Century by a Victorian industrialist who, looking out of his factory window, proclaimed 'I wonder where ye average of all ye world pallets be'
'The Mean Pallet was a phrase first coined in the 19th Century by a Victorian industrialist who, looking out of his factory window, proclaimed 'I wonder where ye average of all ye world pallets be'
by mids99 July 3, 2010
When a child is born and their upper lip is connected to their nostral(s).
Some ways to identify a former clef palleter (someone who was born with a clef pallet) is to look for the following:
1. scarred and/or twisted upper lip
2. they have a mustache
3. the have a terrible lisp
Some ways to identify a former clef palleter (someone who was born with a clef pallet) is to look for the following:
1. scarred and/or twisted upper lip
2. they have a mustache
3. the have a terrible lisp
by Skott October 12, 2004
The annoying habit of speaking from deep in the back of the throat thus creating a sort of gravely tone. Most easily noticeable when done by women as it lowers the tone of their voice as well.
Tim "Jenny is a pallet grinder, it drives me crazy!"
Scott "Oh I hate pallet grinding, why don't they just speak forward."
"Will Smith pallet grinds a lot in I am Legend."
Scott "Oh I hate pallet grinding, why don't they just speak forward."
"Will Smith pallet grinds a lot in I am Legend."
by Timothy of Washinton September 25, 2008
A vicious person who tells the world you assaulted her by punching her repeatedly when you go to even hug her.
by Big Brother Fan September 2, 2018