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a unruly, runny defecation over which self control is an impossibility - much like the New York gubernatorial run of Carl Paladino in 2010
I ate a bowl of lentils and 25 prunes, I expect I'll have a wicked paladino in the morning!
by Jamie Sarvis October 14, 2010
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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one who has pale skin and red hair..about as attractive as a prehistoric dinosaur with the only skill being annoyance.

Origin. Latin: Palio Dinorectus: palio meaning lack of skin pigment; Dinorectus meaning facial features similar to a t-rex asshole
My life was good until i met a Paladino.
by cococurry February 01, 2011
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1. One who shames victims of sexual harassment or sexual assault.

2. A victim shamer.
Meryl Streep was a real paladino to Rose McGowan during the Harvey Weinstein scandal.
by SirHatesA1ot March 02, 2018
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