by NateBlank December 06, 2014
term used by people who are either A.) Blinded by heteronormativity B.) Homophobic or C.) all of the above when speaking of a romantic relationship between two females. Usually used by newsreporters. May also be used by said females in romantic relationship in the prescense of homophobes and/or oblivious people-said with heavy sarcasm and eye-rolls, and in some occasions, the flipping of the bird.
1.) Newsreporter to : "So It says here your gal pal and you went out to insert expensive restaurant together, alone, and returned to your house for the night. In the morning you went out to breakfast and held hands-what good friends you two are!-as you walked in the park. Other than that, your Valentines day seems quite empty. Are there any men your pursuing at the moment? I bet you saw some cute guys when you were out with your gal pal at that restaurant! ;)"
Woman being interviewed: *looks into the camera like she's on the office*
2.) Woman: *Kisses girl who wears matching ring and coordinating formal outfits under a white arch*
News Reporter: "Wow! What a wonderfull friendship! You two are some amazing gal pals! Any cute guys on any of your horizons? ;) I hear there are handsome men at formal events!"
Woman:" If you could excuse my gal pal and I, we're about to buy a house, spend the rest of our lives together, and adopt some wonderfull children who we will love unconditionally." *kisses woman next to her in white dress.*
Newsreporter: Gal pals <3
Woman being interviewed: *looks into the camera like she's on the office*
2.) Woman: *Kisses girl who wears matching ring and coordinating formal outfits under a white arch*
News Reporter: "Wow! What a wonderfull friendship! You two are some amazing gal pals! Any cute guys on any of your horizons? ;) I hear there are handsome men at formal events!"
Woman:" If you could excuse my gal pal and I, we're about to buy a house, spend the rest of our lives together, and adopt some wonderfull children who we will love unconditionally." *kisses woman next to her in white dress.*
Newsreporter: Gal pals <3
by pugsaersad February 27, 2015
A person who appears when a speedrunner is on world record pace or on pace to beat their personal best, usually already being good by default. They can best be identified by the stuff they say, usually being retarded.
Liamkings: *On world record pace in Rainbow Ride* (SM64)
Average Pace pal: carpetless
Liam: Loses pace
Pace pal: ight imma head out
Average Pace pal: carpetless
Liam: Loses pace
Pace pal: ight imma head out
by (: hi March 07, 2020
Somebody you meet online (usually on a dating app) that you never actually meet in person. So you continue to have conversations without it ever leading anywhere.
by CovenGirl April 10, 2020
by rizla023 September 21, 2009
A dance in Hockessin, Delaware where underaged children (6th - 8th) dry hump each other and call it "grinding" (aka dirty dancing) and recreate all the seasons and episodes of jersey shore in one night.
by KieraKins December 29, 2011
Period Pals are two or more women who receive "nature's gift" at the same time.
Usually they hang out with each other, participating in activities one normally does alone when on their period; such as watching Leonardo DiCaprio movies in the fetal position or complaining about how the cramps this month are worse than any other woman's ever experienced in the history of menstruation.
Usually they hang out with each other, participating in activities one normally does alone when on their period; such as watching Leonardo DiCaprio movies in the fetal position or complaining about how the cramps this month are worse than any other woman's ever experienced in the history of menstruation.
Sue: Tom invited me out to dinner, but I had to decline because I'm on the rag.
May: Really? Why, Sue, it looks like we're Period Pals this week! Want to come over to my place and eat some Cherry Garcia ice cream? I think the Sex and the City movie is on on demand tonight.
Sue: I think you know the answer to that.
May: Really? Why, Sue, it looks like we're Period Pals this week! Want to come over to my place and eat some Cherry Garcia ice cream? I think the Sex and the City movie is on on demand tonight.
Sue: I think you know the answer to that.
by Kapu Wolf November 21, 2009

