small round scottsvillian, commonly known as a lady seeker.
though he has no motor functions and may typically be known as a vegitable. Pakman is slang for Pack-man also a berating way to call a redneck fat.
Damn. Josh is a pakman
by Skuzz January 12, 2008
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The illest Asian rapper to walk the Earth. He is not only witty, but all his flows are the dankest shit you'll ever hear. Sadly, his current producer, Eli Mitchell, is real lazy.
1: Yo, homie, ya heard that new mixtape by Burban Pakman?

2: Hell yea! I heard that 50 times already! I swear, his flows are more addictive than meth!
by Rap fan for life April 06, 2010
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A self righteous liberal who thinks his mind is the greatest thing in the universe.
All Republicans are racist and anti science- David Pakman
by Jackie O October 06, 2015
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When your penis is so mutilated that it splits from side to side like Packman. People with packman penis like to 'dock' with each other. Sages say that if you manage to eat all the fruit (Cherry, Strawberry, Orange, Apple, Melon, Galaxian, Bell, Key) with your Pakman penis you will get a powerup!
Srini totally wants to Pakman Penis you!
by Ohnoes-pop April 02, 2019
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