Paisley is a girl with amazing eyes and has a good booty but not like giant blue eyes blonde hair she is nice she cares for everyone she has amazing taste in boys and she hates homework and work
Hey dude did you meet paisley?
No why?😄
She is my future wife so back off!😠
by #funny May 15, 2019
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She is extremely gorgeous, intelligent, and spiritual. She can be petty if she wants to be, but that’s okay because you love her for it anyways. She’s super funny. Confident as hell. A real trailblazer. She loves food. Always invite her out to eat. Or invite her to go anywhere because she’s down for even just a drive. She has a nice booty. She loves hard and goes hard for the ones she loves. She’ll make the best girlfriend/wife/lover/best friend. She is her own person and isn’t afraid to tell it like it is. Will cause a scene if necessary. She loves kids. She doesn’t care if she made you mad or you feel some type of way about her because it’s all funny to her. She loves herself most of all because the battles she fought in life made her the strong, wise, and wonderful woman she is today. She’s my best friend in the whole world. She is a ride or die, but don’t take her for granted or lie to her because she doesn’t receive it. She is a melaninated goddess. She knows how to get it poppin. Don’t mess with her peace either because I have her back always and forever and We will fight you. In all seriousness though, get you a Paisley. She’s one of the realest ones.
ex1:

Me (calls best friend): hey Paisley, you want to go for a ride around the city?
Paisley: sure! As long as we can get food too. Haha!

Ex2:

Hater: Paisley, you talk sh*t you get hit!
Me: who gon hit her? Cause you finna find out what’s good.
Paisley: point blank period.
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A bitch, fucking lesbian peasant with flappy flap jacks and ugly, she will always be that one bitch
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A pretty, cute, beautiful girl that will always make you laugh. Paisley is a great friend and a greater girlfriend. She is also thiccer than a sniccer and is more of a full course meal than a Snacc.
“Yo dude did you see Paisley today”
“Yea bro thicc as fuck”
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The most beautiful girl in the world, her eyes are like a view you’ve only dreamed about. She can get anyone she wants with just a smile. She can give you butterflies with just the touch of her hand. Her personality is wild and crazy but that’s how everyone likes it. When she walks into any room it gets quiet and everyone cannot help but stare at her beauty. she is smart and nice to everyone until you get on her bad side, things start going downhill. If you want to make her happy play her favorite singer ghsotemane and get her a few squishmellows She loves anything neon-colored and loves tattoos and piercings. Everyone in school wants to be her friend but she has a specific group. She loves hard metal rock and edm music, all things antique. Is great at painting and loves baby chickens, and loves cutting down trees if you know what I mean. and once you hurt and lose her out of your life you will never get back into her life. So do everything you can to keep the girl happy because she deserves the world.
Her:
Holy shit is that Paisley♄
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Rev. Paisley said "No"
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Paisley is the worst sister in the world she is so mean to kaylie her big sister, all or the time and is a general waste of Human Resources.
Have you seen that paisley ate Kaylies burrito

Hell yea, she sure is a paisley.
by Kaylie Elise May 6, 2019
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