Paisley is a meme god that’s extremely smart. She’s a sweat at school and with work. She’s hilarious, and she’s one of a kind. She’s a natural born leader who likes to subtly brag. She’s the best in school. If you find a Paisley, never let her go. She can really help you in the long run. Finally, her favorite game is Mario Kart. Literally any of them. All Paisleys are Nintendo addicts.
Maria: “Do you see that girl over there? She’s such a Paisley.”
Caleeb: “Yeah. I totally agree. Did you see the new meme on her story?”
Caleeb: “Yeah. I totally agree. Did you see the new meme on her story?”
by lolxdyouthoughthaha November 04, 2019
Russian man Russian man.
Russian man, Russian man paisley Russian man.
by ToomRoomFan12 October 20, 2020
The most beautiful girl in the world, her eyes are like a view you’ve only dreamed about. She can get anyone she wants with just a smile. She can give you butterflies with just the touch of her hand. Her personality is wild and crazy but that’s how everyone likes it. When she walks into any room it gets quiet and everyone cannot help but stare at her beauty. she is smart and nice to everyone until you get on her bad side, things start going downhill. If you want to make her happy play her favorite singer ghsotemane and get her a few squishmellows She loves anything neon-colored and loves tattoos and piercings. Everyone in school wants to be her friend but she has a specific group. She loves hard metal rock and edm music, all things antique. Is great at painting and loves baby chickens, and loves cutting down trees if you know what I mean. and once you hurt and lose her out of your life you will never get back into her life. So do everything you can to keep the girl happy because she deserves the world.
Her:
Holy shit is that Paisley♥️
Holy shit is that Paisley♥️
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by Kėłšëÿ May 05, 2021
She is extremely gorgeous, intelligent, and spiritual. She can be petty if she wants to be, but that’s okay because you love her for it anyways. She’s super funny. Confident as hell. A real trailblazer. She loves food. Always invite her out to eat. Or invite her to go anywhere because she’s down for even just a drive. She has a nice booty. She loves hard and goes hard for the ones she loves. She’ll make the best girlfriend/wife/lover/best friend. She is her own person and isn’t afraid to tell it like it is. Will cause a scene if necessary. She loves kids. She doesn’t care if she made you mad or you feel some type of way about her because it’s all funny to her. She loves herself most of all because the battles she fought in life made her the strong, wise, and wonderful woman she is today. She’s my best friend in the whole world. She is a ride or die, but don’t take her for granted or lie to her because she doesn’t receive it. She is a melaninated goddess. She knows how to get it poppin. Don’t mess with her peace either because I have her back always and forever and We will fight you. In all seriousness though, get you a Paisley. She’s one of the realest ones.
ex1:
Me (calls best friend): hey Paisley, you want to go for a ride around the city?
Paisley: sure! As long as we can get food too. Haha!
Ex2:
Hater: Paisley, you talk sh*t you get hit!
Me: who gon hit her? Cause you finna find out what’s good.
Paisley: point blank period.
Me (calls best friend): hey Paisley, you want to go for a ride around the city?
Paisley: sure! As long as we can get food too. Haha!
Ex2:
Hater: Paisley, you talk sh*t you get hit!
Me: who gon hit her? Cause you finna find out what’s good.
Paisley: point blank period.
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by ZenBliss October 03, 2019
Paisley is small and soft and very pretty. She is very outgoing and loves to explore new places. She loves her food and is quite forward about asking for a meal and when she eats her table manners are not the best. She is very talkative, but is sometimes difficult to understand. She is not an intellectual, but sometimes exhibits some quite amazing insights. She loves to play and is very energetic, but she also loves to sleep and will spend hours drowsing with her eyes half-closed.
Felix: “Your rabbit Paisley is so adorable and fluffy!!!”
Alex: “I know right??!”
Felix: “Yup! There couldn’t be any animal cuter than a Paisley!”
Alex: “I know right??!”
Felix: “Yup! There couldn’t be any animal cuter than a Paisley!”
by nnAnyletaK February 03, 2018
A great friend. She is so cute pretty and sweet. She is the most beautiful girl in the world and has a great heart. She is sassy and funny and amazing. I love being around her and she is the light to everyone’s life.
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by CUPCAKESUEGAR07 December 01, 2018
Paisley is a fuckin great girl that will always make you laugh no matter what. Seeing their face will just brighten your day. She is a great person and will make you better just by knowing her.She is also thicc af and kinda freaky. Her booty is so nice it’ll make you drool.She likes romcoms and will be a great friend if you get to know her.
by SharkboiLavagirl October 27, 2018
Sep 9 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

