by Dennis C. October 13, 2009
Guy: My girlfriend took a dump on my chest last night!
Other Guy: Did she give you a Polish Painter afterwards?
Other Guy: Did she give you a Polish Painter afterwards?
by Snarffy January 12, 2011
Sarge was the most creative shit painter I've ever seen! I stopped at the Seven-Eleven to drop and duece and a shit painter had just painted the whole joint.
by The Square Gang April 13, 2008
The fart I unleashed after eating at the Mexican buffet was horrible. I could tell by the sound it was a pants painter.
by Felicityfartwell November 13, 2017
a painter who's abilities are unmatched. often paints alone, 'cause no one else is worthy to be around him. sometimes tends to be a racist. loves beer and does his best work when intoxicated.
that guy over there is a plastered painter.
by ppainter November 04, 2011
by K-dizzle1299 February 18, 2011
Emma Painter is the name of the most supermegafoxyawesomehot girls in the world. Those Emma Painters are the most amazing people you can find. No competition. If you're one of those lucky people who happen to meet one, I guarantee you, that you will never find anyone as legendary as them ever again. <3
person one: "Emma Painter is the awesomemest person ever!"
Person two: "I don't think s-"
Person one: "Avada Kedavra!"
Anyone who says "I don't think s-" to that-dead.
Person two: "I don't think s-"
Person one: "Avada Kedavra!"
Anyone who says "I don't think s-" to that-dead.
by jobu October 16, 2011