To be a poo painter, u need daring wit and creativity. firstly shit in your hand this will act as the paint, secondly find a brush, this will be your index finger. Then apply some paint, find a bare wall, or tiled surface to start painting, make sure that you sign your masterpiece, then invite a friend/family to view it.

when a guy blows his muck all over the woman's face.

a made up profession of cumming down someone's throat and covering their tonsils.

slang for the time of the month in women, commonly used in the UK.

A Painters Sanchez is a term commonly referred to a man or woman's mustache where poo, cum and other bodily discharges have permanently formed to for a long period of time.

Slur for Ukrainian (egg painting is part of Ukrainian tradition)

House painters are called the hitmen who kill the target in their house.