Impatientism is a 21th-century art movement characterized by sloppy, quick, rushed strokes, scraping, or dumping of paints on canvas without giving any shit whatsoever for 'drying time', technique, forethought, or the end result. Impatientism originated with two brothers in Los Angeles that had absolutely zero patients for anything but wanted to see if they could make something "cool" looking since all the stuff at LACMA what total crap; especially a piece of art that was just a small canvas painted red...infuriating.
Scott can't draw for shit and he's the most impatient person in the world, but he loves to paint abstract art and considers himself and Impatientist Painter.
by BabyFishMouth November 26, 2019
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A potato painter is a residential or commercial painter without experience. They are a danger to themselves, and those around them. Their business’s are based on lies. Potato painters are typically self taught, and didn’t serve as an apprentice prior to starting a business.
Look, another Idaho painter wannabe, fucking potato painter scum!
by Residentialzombe1 December 03, 2019
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a tattoo artist that specializes in tattooing taint
im going to get my taint painted i found a tainter painter
by geminimonkey March 10, 2011
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when having sex with a girl pull your dick out and hit her all over with it till she turns different colors.
man my girl made me mad so i whipped out my dick and gave her an angry painter!
by hewl ya October 09, 2008
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The largest Lan party in Georgetown Kentucky. Hosted in J.J. Painter's basement
Hey! are you going to Painter Palooza?
by J.J. Painter December 03, 2005
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One who pulls out before cumming, and 'paints' the taint with love juice, or a fart that turns out to be more, and 'paints' the taint with shit.


"Last night i gave Jill a taint painter!" or "On the way home from the party last night, I thought I had to fart, but it turned out to be a taint painter!
by W.H.Sandwich shop February 04, 2009
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