Impatientism is a 21th-century art movement characterized by sloppy, quick, rushed strokes, scraping, or dumping of paints on canvas without giving any shit whatsoever for 'drying time', technique, forethought, or the end result. Impatientism originated with two brothers in Los Angeles that had absolutely zero patients for anything but wanted to see if they could make something "cool" looking since all the stuff at LACMA what total crap; especially a piece of art that was just a small canvas painted red...infuriating.
Scott can't draw for shit and he's the most impatient person in the world, but he loves to paint abstract art and considers himself and Impatientist Painter.
by BabyFishMouth November 26, 2019
A potato painter is a residential or commercial painter without experience. They are a danger to themselves, and those around them. Their business’s are based on lies. Potato painters are typically self taught, and didn’t serve as an apprentice prior to starting a business.
by Residentialzombe1 December 03, 2019
by geminimonkey March 10, 2011
when having sex with a girl pull your dick out and hit her all over with it till she turns different colors.
by hewl ya October 09, 2008
by J.J. Painter December 03, 2005
One who pulls out before cumming, and 'paints' the taint with love juice, or a fart that turns out to be more, and 'paints' the taint with shit.
"Last night i gave Jill a taint painter!" or "On the way home from the party last night, I thought I had to fart, but it turned out to be a taint painter!
by W.H.Sandwich shop February 04, 2009
by bballa April 25, 2004

