During anal sex, the man pulls his penis out and smears it across their partner's skin somewhere.
Oh man! It was gross. Sean told me he gave his girlfriend a Stinky Painter last night.
by Dennis C. October 13, 2009
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the act of pooping on another person's chest and finger painting a picture with it.
Guy: My girlfriend took a dump on my chest last night!

Other Guy: Did she give you a Polish Painter afterwards?
by Snarffy January 12, 2011
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A wet fart that spray paints your undies Brown all the way through to your pants.
The fart I unleashed after eating at the Mexican buffet was horrible. I could tell by the sound it was a pants painter.
by Felicityfartwell November 13, 2017
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After painting out in the sun its not unusual to have a tan line that goes from the sleeve down.
Michael has amazing painters arm
by K-dizzle1299 February 18, 2011
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a painter who's abilities are unmatched. often paints alone, 'cause no one else is worthy to be around him. sometimes tends to be a racist. loves beer and does his best work when intoxicated.
that guy over there is a plastered painter.
by ppainter November 04, 2011
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Emma Painter is the name of the most supermegafoxyawesomehot girls in the world. Those Emma Painters are the most amazing people you can find. No competition. If you're one of those lucky people who happen to meet one, I guarantee you, that you will never find anyone as legendary as them ever again. <3
person one: "Emma Painter is the awesomemest person ever!"
Person two: "I don't think s-"
Person one: "Avada Kedavra!"

Anyone who says "I don't think s-" to that-dead.
by jobu October 16, 2011
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A method of shaving one's balls where a deposit of shaving cream is kept on the thigh for the shaver to grab from as needed to relather his balls.
Person #1: Man, shaving my balls in the shower was such a mess until I heard about the painter's palette. Now I can selectively apply the shaving cream to my balls!

Person #2: Wait, what?
by rock_lobster January 27, 2010
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