by scenequeenbitch<33 December 03, 2006
by AZ man January 19, 2011
during intercourse, when one substitutes another's face for a canvas, deploys massive amounts of fecal matter upon it, then uses their erected penial instrument as a utensil of artistic expression
so...your mother and i tried something new last night. i gave her a mexican face paint...she loved it!
by tdogg6940 October 28, 2009
by Dawnson April 03, 2008
While engaging in reverse cowgirl anal sex the rider will receiving an anal cream pie. The rider will then stand up over the face of their partner and fart. This results in bits of semen and feces covering the partner’s face resembling a Jackson Pollock painting.
Remember how that chick from the bar said she was an artist. Turns out she only does Jackson Pollock face paint.
by DancemasterJ October 10, 2020
by Humanomaly 666 June 24, 2016
when a girl (usually an ugly one) puts on way too much make up, so much so that it's as if she has painted it on her face. She does this in hopes to attract a guy but almost always has the opposite effect.
I was going to hit on that chick I saw across the club but when I got closer I saw she was a paint can face so I aborted that mission faster then an unwanted fetus.
by Moogen31 August 09, 2011