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1. can which contains paint
2. slaps stupid ppl
that paint can is gonna slap ya fuckin face
by Dong Woo August 10, 2005
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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a female that is not very intelligent and frequently engages in sexual intercourse, analogous to a can of paint, not very bright and spreads easy.
ten minutes into our date I could tell Sally was a total paintcan
by dirty bastard brad September 19, 2005
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A 'gorilla' or muscle-head, likely from the shore of New Jersey, who walks with his chest puffed out and arms at near 90 degree angles as if he's holding a heavy paint can in each hand.
A juiced, tanned GTL'er would walk as though holding paint cans.
by Portuguese Paint Cans June 08, 2010
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HUGE TITS. BUT NOT THE SAGGY KIND. NICE HUGE FIRM TITS.
"hey did you see her boobs?"
"YA THE PAINT CANS?"
by IfixYourass August 01, 2017
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A paint can is someone who you would consider to be a hater of yours. They are always rude and never agree with anything you do
by Paint can May 28, 2019
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after you man cums in your mouth, they shake your head, causing their man butter to drip out of your mouth like paint.
i really hate it when brandon gives me the paint can. it makes me so dizzy.
by Hannah Porter January 09, 2008
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