a place for underage girls to be judged based on their ability to give grown men boners
My pedophile friend Jack got tickets to the local teen beauty pageant.

We were trying to remind young girls that their bodies are worth more than they are, so we decided to hot a teen beauty pageant.

Did you hear about that former teen beauty pageant competitor who's now happy and successful? Me neither.
by steakeater May 24, 2014
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Used to refer to 6 of the world's largest international beauty contests, including Miss Universe, Miss World, Miss International, Miss Supranational, Miss Earth, and Miss Grand International.
Girl, Miss Intercontinental is so much minor, not in the Big 6 Pageant.
by pageantcrusher March 2, 2022
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Big 6 Pageants refers to six Most Prestigious and Popular Beauty Pageants in the World. They are Miss UNIVERSE, Miss WORLD, Miss GRAND international, Miss INTERNATIONAL, Miss SUPRANATIONAL, and Miss EARTH.
Miss UNIVERSE and Miss WORLD were founded in 1950's.

Miss SUPRANATIONAL and Miss GRAND is so entertaining.

The other Big 6 Pageants are Miss INTERNATIONAL and Miss Earth
by Nicholas Saputra July 29, 2022
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contest or situation where the standards or measuring stick is very low.

sub par excellence.

Ex 1:
Bill: That chick you took home last night was pretty ugly.
Bob: Yeah but she could've won a trailer park beauty pageant.

Ex 2:
Son: I scored 4 Touchdowns today, Dad.
Father: Yeah but you ain't exactly playing a very good team, it's like winning a trailer park beauty pageant.
by Alan W. Chan January 7, 2008
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A three day bogus party of want-to-be beauty queens meeting in Jamaica that pretends to be associated with the United Nations, but is in no way associated with it. Contestants do important volunteer work, such as get their picture taken while wearing a crown and holding a puppy. Any one can enter if they pay the entrance fee. The winners are called ambassadors.
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by Princess Aura October 13, 2013
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When one is sitting on a bus or shuttle (most commonly at a college or university) and keeps a mental tab on who they think is the hottest person on the bus.
Joe: That girl is pretty fine.

Steve: Yeah, but that girl over there wins my bus stop beauty pageant. Hands down.
by The Doode September 10, 2008
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