Person 1: Did you go to the best party ever last night. I don't think there will ever be a party this good again!!!
Person 2: No, I had to spend the entire night reading The American Pageant for my 3 chapter test tomorrow!
Person 2: No, I had to spend the entire night reading The American Pageant for my 3 chapter test tomorrow!
by Elana F September 24, 2006
Leaving a trail of cum diagonally from hip to shoulder. An affectionate gift of love for your pageant winner.
Anyone could give her a pearl necklace, but I declared her a winner with the pageant sash.
She was so beautiful all I could give her was a pageant sash.
The only thing she wore last night was the pageant sash I gave her.
She was so beautiful all I could give her was a pageant sash.
The only thing she wore last night was the pageant sash I gave her.
by pageant winner March 06, 2011
a dad who prepares his daughters for interviews i.e. college interviews or job appointments
activities loved by pageant dads include purchasing clothes that "bring out your eyes" and pinching your cheeks to give them "some rouge"
activities loved by pageant dads include purchasing clothes that "bring out your eyes" and pinching your cheeks to give them "some rouge"
ugh John McKenzie is such a pageant dad, he told me splash some cold water on my face to liven my skin.
by yung bunkbed February 07, 2018
Renee Armpit: Oh hell no, I am the pageant queen. I can't believe that whore is trying to put two
chicken cutlets in her bikini top.
Jenny Pskeevy: Well, I tried to fuck that bitch by pissing on her hair rollers and rubbing my ass on her dress. If she gets them cutlets in, we are definitely fucked.
chicken cutlets in her bikini top.
Jenny Pskeevy: Well, I tried to fuck that bitch by pissing on her hair rollers and rubbing my ass on her dress. If she gets them cutlets in, we are definitely fucked.
by Butter Mike October 20, 2018
A disgusting exploitative event which involves children going on a catwalk wearing skimpy clothes and the contestants (usually girls) are dressed to look like scantily clad sluts by their parents. They're pretty much forced to dress up in slutty clothes, high heels, and an obscene amount of make-up and mascara applied.
These girls' parents actually back this kind of thing up and spend thousands of notes (even SELLING their own house) to buy the make up, get the clothes and take a flight to a 5 star penthouse suite for their childs' so-called "career".
Child Pageants are also a wide target for pedophiles and sexual offenders. The parents often say that they are no different than other children, even verbally battling the contradictions, sometimes abusively. The French government have gone as far as banning it from France. It's an immoral event which should be banned in every country.
These girls' parents actually back this kind of thing up and spend thousands of notes (even SELLING their own house) to buy the make up, get the clothes and take a flight to a 5 star penthouse suite for their childs' so-called "career".
Child Pageants are also a wide target for pedophiles and sexual offenders. The parents often say that they are no different than other children, even verbally battling the contradictions, sometimes abusively. The French government have gone as far as banning it from France. It's an immoral event which should be banned in every country.
by TehLulzTrain February 12, 2014
Pageant Fever is the feeling one gets when she has an extreme desire to compete in a pageant. She is most likely a former title holder (winner) and has been out of the game for awhile. Watch out for women with pageant fever, they will most likely at least place in their next pageant.
by Gazelle40 July 02, 2011
Pixie sticks, used by bovine pageant moms who want to give their freaky-looking offspring an edge over the competition.
by starla25 January 21, 2012