Top definition
clearly the noise that is created when a large quantity of drinking straws are thrown
hey buddy whats up

"paff"

what was that?
that was clearly the noise of drinking sraws being thrown
by mondonkeyman April 13, 2010
Get a paff mug for your coworker Abdul.
May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
Get a cheugy psyops mug for your barber Julia.
2
to masturbate. first heard in canadian high schools attended by young but moxy feminists.
"i had a huge crush on you in high school and and would paff while thinking of you."
by mystery meat June 10, 2008
Get the paff neck gaiter and mug.
3
Female version of fap. Derived from the sound of a female masturbating.
As she saw her boyfriend give a hot show on webcam, she paffed until her fingers were sore.
by The Duck Mastah June 02, 2010
Get a paff mug for your mate Abdul.
4
Term used for a cigarette in the southwestern suburbs of Baltimore, MD.
by Zephyr Sky September 15, 2010
Get the Paff neck gaiter and mug.
5
The Real American Patriot. He so tough he kills terrorists when he's making breakfast! He fights everyone- ninjas, Mike Tyson, the King and Queen...

His only problem is he can't spell. Or speak proper English. Or draw.
www.paffonline.tk is Paff's official website!
by Paff_fan May 09, 2005
Get the Paff neck gaiter and mug.
6
A child called Paff (not their real name) that is proper Paffish (the origonal paff is bafe spafe and sik)
"Paff B Shizer"

or

"Paff Brown"

or

"'sup Paff?"
by Paff July 14, 2006
Get a Paff mug for your Facebook friend Paul.