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The latin spelling of the favoured phallic instrument. To be used constantly in Rome and other previously Latin speaking countries.
"Yo dude, that chick from Rome sucked my paenus good."
by elementchaos October 27, 2008
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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When a penis that's in pain.
When a mans penis really hurts. His penis is called a paenus.
by TrollBananaMan123 May 21, 2017
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