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If you have this as a last name, you are a twat
Me: Did you hear Padmos is a twat
Padmos: Oi you cheeky fucker! Thats me your having a gander about

Me: You fucking Padmos
by Big Dave1234566 February 27, 2018
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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