Usually a response to a question used to describe how something or someone is.
When something is great, good, okay, fine.
When something is great, good, okay, fine.
Instead of:
Sophie: Hows things?
Ellen: Things are good thanks.
It is:
Sophie: Hows things?
Ellen: It's all paddle and peach!
Sophie: Hows things?
Ellen: Things are good thanks.
It is:
Sophie: Hows things?
Ellen: It's all paddle and peach!
by Sophiee. :) February 19, 2009
A term used after sex when you've slapped your girlfriend on the ass so hard it leaves the area super red it looked like it's been whipped by a paddle.
Slapping your significant other hard enough that it looks like paddle whips on her behind.
Slapping your significant other hard enough that it looks like paddle whips on her behind.
Jared: Daaamn, my girls ass was super marked after I had her in the doggy position.
Marcos: Did she get Paddle Whipped?
Jared: All night.
Marcos: Did she get Paddle Whipped?
Jared: All night.
by Sic Lax February 13, 2011
Risky and experimental lovemaking technique particularly used by couples working in the medical profession.
Partner one, mid-intercourse, administers an alternating current from a 300 or greater volt source to the sides of partner two's unexposed heart using paddle' electrodes. All being well, partner two's heart stops and intercourse continues for as long as is dared before partner one uses the paddle electrodes to bring partner two back from the afterlife. For a heart paddling session to be successful both parties must survive.
Partner one, mid-intercourse, administers an alternating current from a 300 or greater volt source to the sides of partner two's unexposed heart using paddle' electrodes. All being well, partner two's heart stops and intercourse continues for as long as is dared before partner one uses the paddle electrodes to bring partner two back from the afterlife. For a heart paddling session to be successful both parties must survive.
Doctor 1 - Hey you know that new intern over in radiology? We totally heart paddled last night bro.
Doctor 2 - Did you bring her back ok?
Doctor 1 - Nah she never made it. She’s now interning in the morgue.
Doctor 2 - Sorry brohiem. No way does that count as a real heart paddling.
Doctor 2 - Did you bring her back ok?
Doctor 1 - Nah she never made it. She’s now interning in the morgue.
Doctor 2 - Sorry brohiem. No way does that count as a real heart paddling.
by lawrencerapier April 24, 2012
an observed condition when fat people turn hands sideways when walking in a vain attempt to gain more momentum using hands like paddles
by madferret September 19, 2010
A Paddle Wanker refers to a minority of people who cannot bend their fingers back, thus emulating the shape of a paddle. They are complete wankers, who contribute next to nothing to society. They attempt to destroy as many oars/paddles as they can find, in order to justify their existence.
1) Whats the new kid like?
he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!
He's such a Paddle Wanker!
2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....
...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore
he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!
He's such a Paddle Wanker!
2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....
...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore
by VeTe January 08, 2012
Mean's that a guy, i.e. a caucasian male who looks so hott, that he is worthy of a spanking with a big rubber paddle.
Halle Berry's boyfriend.... Paddle Worthy!
by Tecniq April 27, 2008

