-"did you know kenny just got his hair cut yesterday?"
-"really? what's it look like?
-"it's a beaver paddle"
-"ugh."
-"really? what's it look like?
-"it's a beaver paddle"
-"ugh."
by alira s. June 25, 2006
by pbzbusiness December 02, 2010
When three or more male participants engage in the sexual act of the "Dutch Rudder" whilst in a circular formation.
They were supposed to be in a meeting, but when I peered into the window it was just one big paddle wheel.
by Straphe November 19, 2016
When someone works your sack like a punching bag, but with their feet, while you piss in their face (displaying the spurts of water that accompany paddle boating)
"Dude, you think the Dutch Rudder kicks ass?? Wait till some chick gives you the Paddle Boat... with cashmere socks on."
by shewes February 03, 2009
Someone who is bigger then a douche bag, yet smaller then a douche canoe. Thus meaning the Douche Paddle For the Douche Canoe.
Person 1 - 'Alright, you get half a quarter of my burger.'
Person 2 - 'Dude I haven't eaten since yesterday!'
Person 1 - 'Too bad, fag.
Person 2 - 'Dude you are such a Douche Paddle.
Person 2 - 'Dude I haven't eaten since yesterday!'
Person 1 - 'Too bad, fag.
Person 2 - 'Dude you are such a Douche Paddle.
by JezzInMyPants November 01, 2009
by Justro January 05, 2011
A two footed driver who constantly presses left, then right just like someone powering a paddle boat.
by AllieShandy March 13, 2009