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v. Very similar to the term motorboat, but instead of moving one's head side to side, you use one hand on the outside of each boob, alternating pushing them back and forth against one's face while it stays still and making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
John - "Man, Mary's tits were so nice, I just Paddleboat (ed) the shit out of them!"
by Chops & Stuck June 10, 2007
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A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
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When someone works your sack like a punching bag, but with their feet, while you piss in their face (displaying the spurts of water that accompany paddle boating)
"Dude, you think the Dutch Rudder kicks ass?? Wait till some chick gives you the Paddle Boat... with cashmere socks on."
by shewes February 03, 2009
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Similar to motorboating, a successful paddle boat is performed by inserting your index finger into the exposed cleavage of a girl and wiggling it back and forth.
I got drunk and his girl wouldn't let me motorboat her so I paddleboated her.
by jacks finger January 13, 2014
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The act of motorboating a girls ass. Putting your face in between the cheeks and shaking your head while blowing air through your lips to make them slap together.
I paddleboated your mum last night, she loved it.
by L - dog May 28, 2014
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A show of affection to your bros. In which you gentle fondle your bros balls with you fingers and say the word paddleboat.
I went up to my bro and did a paddleboat on his balls
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when you rub your hands between a woman's breasts, motorboat style.
she bent forward toward me, but i was eating a donut and so my mouth was full, so i shoved my hand into her cleavage and paddleboated her.
by The Jello Fetus September 01, 2016
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