The act of attempting to do something that has no chance of success. Everyone knows that packing a banana for lunch, trip, car drive sounds like a good idea, but is impossible to accomplish without it getting bruised, brown and damaged, even if it's never touched.

The act of doing something completely hopeless.

When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.

Having a bad case of hemorrhoids.