When you cut open a packet of food (Usually lollies or chips) with scissors in a neat, straight line. Instead of the ripping it open
"My English teacher is such a Packet Faggot"
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coke addict. packet is slang for cocaine in south east england
that guys just smelled his key what a packet head!
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in computer networking, a packet is a formatted unit of data carried by a packet mode computer network. Packeting is simply sending these data packets.
A: I pinged you a while ago. I am still waiting for response :s
B: How come? I was just packeting you :s THIS IS WEIRD DEWD!
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Female that shoplifts for a bag of crack or other drugs.
She ain't got no money shes a packet minga.
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An expression used explain the quality of something.

For example,
"This Packet mix is excellently poured."
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pack●et●mon●key, pak-it-mungh-kee, noun, plural: pack●et●mon●keys, verb, pack●et●mon●keyed, pack●et●mon●keying.

noun
a person (typically young) devoid of hacking skills who copies code and techniques from adept hackers and wrongfully boasts about their awesomeness.

verb
to be hacked and told about it by the attacking packet-monkey who generally calls you and your mother names while associating himself with your mother in an erotic fashion.
noun
Guy 1: "Hey man, how would I go about hacking into my girlfriends Facebook account?"
Guy 2: "Umm, don't be such a packet-monkey?"
Guy 1: "What da fuck you just call me!?"
Guy 2: "Oh, no, no, I said 'packet-monkey.' It's a term for hackers that suck."
Guy 1: "Say that shit again you'll be missin' teeth.

verb
Guy 2: "God DAMN IT! This fucking packet-monkey won't stop messaging me about my mom..."

*Guy 1 punches Guy 2 in the teeth*

Guy 1: "WHAT I SAY, BITCH!?"
by Robiwon April 24, 2012
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Used in the context of going to the toilet to do a number two. Taking a shit, but saying it with more style.
"I'm going to open a packet of arnotts"

"Excuse me while i open a packet of arnotts on your car bonnet"

"That dog opened a packet of arnotts on that verge"
by Dan Dastardly May 15, 2008
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