When you cut open a packet of food (Usually lollies or chips) with scissors in a neat, straight line. Instead of the ripping it open
"My English teacher is such a Packet Faggot"
by What's_a_pseudonym? D: September 07, 2011
by Bigboy packet September 03, 2021
in computer networking, a packet is a formatted unit of data carried by a packet mode computer network. Packeting is simply sending these data packets.
A: I pinged you a while ago. I am still waiting for response :s
B: How come? I was just packeting you :s THIS IS WEIRD DEWD!
B: How come? I was just packeting you :s THIS IS WEIRD DEWD!
by LaPT March 14, 2011
by Youza Mcwiggin May 06, 2018
pack●et●mon●key, pak-it-mungh-kee, noun, plural: pack●et●mon●keys, verb, pack●et●mon●keyed, pack●et●mon●keying.
noun
a person (typically young) devoid of hacking skills who copies code and techniques from adept hackers and wrongfully boasts about their awesomeness.
verb
to be hacked and told about it by the attacking packet-monkey who generally calls you and your mother names while associating himself with your mother in an erotic fashion.
noun
a person (typically young) devoid of hacking skills who copies code and techniques from adept hackers and wrongfully boasts about their awesomeness.
verb
to be hacked and told about it by the attacking packet-monkey who generally calls you and your mother names while associating himself with your mother in an erotic fashion.
noun
Guy 1: "Hey man, how would I go about hacking into my girlfriends Facebook account?"
Guy 2: "Umm, don't be such a packet-monkey?"
Guy 1: "What da fuck you just call me!?"
Guy 2: "Oh, no, no, I said 'packet-monkey.' It's a term for hackers that suck."
Guy 1: "Say that shit again you'll be missin' teeth.
verb
Guy 2: "God DAMN IT! This fucking packet-monkey won't stop messaging me about my mom..."
*Guy 1 punches Guy 2 in the teeth*
Guy 1: "WHAT I SAY, BITCH!?"
Guy 1: "Hey man, how would I go about hacking into my girlfriends Facebook account?"
Guy 2: "Umm, don't be such a packet-monkey?"
Guy 1: "What da fuck you just call me!?"
Guy 2: "Oh, no, no, I said 'packet-monkey.' It's a term for hackers that suck."
Guy 1: "Say that shit again you'll be missin' teeth.
verb
Guy 2: "God DAMN IT! This fucking packet-monkey won't stop messaging me about my mom..."
*Guy 1 punches Guy 2 in the teeth*
Guy 1: "WHAT I SAY, BITCH!?"
by Robiwon April 24, 2012
Used in the context of going to the toilet to do a number two. Taking a shit, but saying it with more style.
"I'm going to open a packet of arnotts"
"Excuse me while i open a packet of arnotts on your car bonnet"
"That dog opened a packet of arnotts on that verge"
"Excuse me while i open a packet of arnotts on your car bonnet"
"That dog opened a packet of arnotts on that verge"
by Dan Dastardly May 15, 2008