(pronunciation: p-ninety-ex-PUSS) ~ someone who does p90x and can be heard many times daily making comments like "I can barely lift my arms above my head" or "I don't think I can take the stairs". In most cases they seem almost surprised as if they thought heaving drinking through most of their 20's had somehow prepared them for this rigorous workout regimen.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20