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A variation of the word "pwn", which is a l337-way of saying "own"
Taht d00d w4s p00n3d lol.
by 1337 p00n3r July 12, 2006
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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derived from two words: pwn and n00b.

p00n should be used in a past-tense form (e.g p00ned), as it is the act of being p00ned. It refers to being "pwned" by a "n00b".
"Yo, i just got p00ned by that glocker."
by n00bular-bomb October 21, 2004
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an online term for pussy, may be exclusive to The Wolf Web; opposite of p33n
Gay guys like p33n, not p00n.
by Anonymous July 17, 2003
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Hey, did you see those p00n magazines I got yesterday?

I watched some p00n last night.
by m00nl0ver23 December 30, 2016
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