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To spray, blast, soak, or marinate with enough liquid in a single shot to quench a forest fire, in the style of legendary ejaculator Peter North.
Yesterday my boss was a total dick to me, so today I brought a Super Soaker to work and p-north'd his sorry ass.

If the licentious denizens of Pompeii hadn't been quite so busy p-northing each other, they might have noticed the mountain about to p-north them.

When the wind is blowing from the south, it's always a good idea to p-north.
by B & K August 18, 2005
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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