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It's a reason why women stay in their unfulfilling relationships. When your husban ticks you off, remind yourself that he has p squared. If you are satisfied with the quality of his penis and his paycheck, then you can tolerate the rest of the crap.
by Roxanna Stephens June 17, 2006
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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A creepy guy who likes small children. Often is large, appears to be 40-years-old, balding, and pretends that he's in college.
College student #1: "That dude is making the moves on that girl who appears to be 13."
College student #2: "Talk about a total P Squared. What a creeper."
by GMU Girly Girl March 05, 2008
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BDS wishes Justin S. had a P^2 so he could bang him.
by Anonymous April 02, 2003
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Pussy puller, irritating friend that always seems to leave the party with incredible females that you to would also like to leave with
jason: man that girl was incredible last nght
me: jason you are such a P Squared
by Tree tree January 29, 2006
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party posse, the boy band Bart was in.
We now bring you to the new music video by p squared.
by kugo October 24, 2006
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P squared stands for "Permanently Pmsing". Every month, a girl goes through her period and her behaviour during that time is defined as "P-m-s-ing". This behaviour involves getting mad over small things, being overly emotional, EXTREMELY ABNORMALLY SENSITIVE, exxagerating things to an unbelievable extent, or in other words..just being plain bitchy. P- Squared is when this bitchyness is applied permanent to sumonez personality.
"Omg, that was so P-Squared"
by Keenu September 22, 2006
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