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p my p

girl to boyfriend: p my p

boyfriend: oh yeaaah
by bbabyforsure March 24, 2009
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j'd in my p's

A shortening of the ever-popular catch phrase "I jizzed in my pants."
Korean #1: Hey I heard StarCraft 2 is coming out in late 2009.
Korean #2: Yeah, when Blizzard announced that, I j'd in my p's.
by mastashih April 3, 2009
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S my P

"S my P" is a discrete way to let someone know that you Shit your Pants. It is for people who are either ashamed of their activity or want to make light of the situation.

However, "S my P" is not to be confused with "S my D," which refers to Suck my Dick or "S my C," which refers to Suck my Clit. This should be easy to keep straight in your head because no one says, "Suck my Penis."
Caitlin: "Hey John, I think I S'ed by P! Help."

John: "No worries! I got some backup pants in the trunk. I S my P all the time!"
by C.B.O. December 4, 2010
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f my p

Mike: Hey Bob i'm all out of money can you spot me a couple bucks??
Bob: F my P
by keller22 January 19, 2008
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L my P

For all those ladies who like their pussy licked....just kindly ask your beau to L your P!
Hey you! Cock with a wallet....l my p or I will bite your dick off!
by Jill 'the Hammer' Shapiro June 25, 2007
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My P.E. Class

The best class ever. Can be potentially traumatizing at times. And stereotypical.
The girls in My P.E. Class wearing as little clothing as possible because it was 1 degree Kelvin warmer than it should have been: But it's so hot!!1!
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youre fuckin gey because of your VP.D.A. with my partner in public.
by CrashEaTas November 13, 2017
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