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a term used to describe a person who follows the ways of Joseph Smith but tries really hard to be something else and fails miserably. Some examples-- Mormon Slut, hard Drinkin Mormon
by NeverSummerRyder January 25, 2008
Jul 5 Word of the Day
An embarrassed smile.
"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"
"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"
"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"
by wasabiMP July 08, 2016
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A: Did you see her at the club? Short skirt, and about three guys hanging off her? Isn't she a MORMON???
B: Nah, she's an OXY-Mormon.
A: *Smiles and nods knowingly*
B: Nah, she's an OXY-Mormon.
A: *Smiles and nods knowingly*
by RenaChan October 26, 2009
3
"You know Timmy was saying the other day that he would totally bang another girl in the chapel"
"Oh Timmy, he is such an oxymormon for saying that"
"Oh Timmy, he is such an oxymormon for saying that"
by Heyo_Airbabe November 29, 2016
4
A member of the Church of Latter Day Saints (Mormon Church) who is either a liberal and/or progressive in their political views.
John: "Hey did you hear that Elder Christensen is voting for Obama?"
William: "Yes, he is such an Oxymormon."
politics progressives liberals left democrats
William: "Yes, he is such an Oxymormon."
politics progressives liberals left democrats
by Anonym912 January 12, 2012
5
One of any faith who states they belong to a religion, but frequently goes against that religion's own beliefs.
Bro 1: Did you hear Cathy is on birth control?
Bro 2: Yeah, but isn't she Catholic?
Bro 1: Well, I guess she's an oxymormon now.
Bro 2: Yeah, but isn't she Catholic?
Bro 1: Well, I guess she's an oxymormon now.
by MARLOWMAX2000 September 27, 2012
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"You know Timmy was saying the other day that he would totally bang another girl in the chapel"
"Oh Timmy, he is such an oxymormon for saying that"
"Oh Timmy, he is such an oxymormon for saying that"
by Heyo_Airbabe November 29, 2016