owen p thinks he’s good at fortnite so he challenged a guy named charlie. surprisingly he won. due to his penis shaped tentacle, and his rasin bran testies, we like to call owen p oswald. owen sometimes is horny, but then we remind him he’s a virgin. however, he may soon lose his virginity to a girl named sofia romeo or seton dill. when you put the pickle and the dill together, it creates a twig named ryan matulonis. owen is known for having a short temper and terrible roasts toward those who roast him first. owen is as short as his temper.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk